N1 (surprised opener) = Leda — youthful, casual, mild curiosity.
N2 (dry honest neighbor) = Algieba — smooth, relaxed, low-key. Both prompted with neighbor-over-fence style guidance to stay off the narrator track.
Most Meta viewers default to sound-off. Silent typography lands the same beats with no audio dependency. Ships alongside the voiced version so you can A/B both registers.
Broker-not-installer language ("matched me with one local installer"). Illinois-only (no MI/CO claims pending licensing). Zero ITC references. Housing SAC-safe targeting copy.